This post is dedicated to Gail Felcher.  She has inspired me to think completely in Dear Such’n’such, Love Jill statements. xx

Dear hurricane,
You have made me miserable, congratulations. Apparently you’re here for the weekend. Awesome.
Regards,
Soaking wet Jill

Dear LuLu Lemon gym bag,
Thank you for being waterproof and saving my most prized possessions from water damage.
Thanks a mil,
Glass half full Jillian 

Dear hot shower,
You saved my life tonight...
Warm regards,
Clean Jill

Dear roommate’s pizza in the fridge,
I want to eat you, but I can’t.
Best,
Hungry, Hungry Hippo Jillian

Dear Ultimate Loser competition,
Thanks to you I cannot even order my own pizza to eat… and it’s also your fault I am so ravenous right now.  Here’s to the greater good, though.
See you at weigh in tomorrow,
Still not skinny Jillian

Dear Kelly,
Thanks for pushing my limits tonight, despite my sheer miserableness.  I can now say I’ve done 150 pushups in a workout session and ran at 9.0 on the treadmill.
Cheers,
Jillian Athletica

Dear Body,
You’ve been a real trooper, thanks for hanging in there.  Sadly I cannot tell you things are going to change anytime soon other than your weight – I mean it.  Lose it already.  I’ll write to our metabolism and see what she can do for us.
Many thanks,
Your BFF Jillian

Dear Metabolism,
Your letters keep getting returned.  More than ever, I’m convinced that you’ve left my body and put up camp in someone else’s body.  Someone else more deserving of nachos and margaritas, I suppose.  What can I do to make it up to you?  You’re welcome back anytime.
Hope to see you soon,
Patient and sad Jillian

Dear Bank Account,
Happy Bonus Day!  I am sorry I immediately paid bills with all your new found money.  Someday we’ll live in harmony.
Best regards,
Fiscally responsible Jillian

Dear Weekend,
Can’t wait to see you.  Please don’t tempt me with delicious, salty treats and cold beers.  You know they’re my downfall.  Regardless, we’re going to get some good sleeping done!
Woop woop,
Happy Jillian

Dear Atlantic Ocean,
You suck. I wish I was with my hubby right now, and always.
Sincerely,
You suck

Dear Co-Workers,
You guys are saints for putting up with me some days… most days.  Thanks for making life a little more bearable on the not-so-good days.
Thx,
Jillian Web Marketing Specialist

Dear Lady Gaga,
You rock; you’re an inspiration.
Lots of love,
Gaga by Night Jillian

Dear Husband, Family and Friends,
Thank you for always encouraging me and supporting me.  I wouldn’t be here without you. I love you!
Love always,
Jill/Jilly/Bean

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